Hello!!!! I’m making this post because I feel like I’ve abandoned my besties on here!!!!!! I do occasionally check on here for like whatever,but I’m just too busy to log on regularly. So,if anyone wants to keep in contact with me more so,I do have other socials than tumblr. Well,I think it’s just snapchat,hehe. Thank you for comig to my Ted Talk,ad have a great day!!!!!! I’m tagging @average-sad-weeb and anyone else!!!!!!!!!! :3
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jerking off......jorking what off, yuo ask???,,....welll.....lets juts say......my penis
rest in peace paul o' grady / lily savage, the mother of british drag, a stalwart of LGBTQ rights, and a genuine working class queer hero. at a time where drag queens are being demonised and used as sticks to beat trans people with, let us remember lily was clowning around on primetime UK television (and saying fuck the tories) for thirty years and nobody batted a fucking eyelid. i could tell you all about the amazing wonderful incredible adventures paul / lily had over the years, but it would benefit you to go and read about them yourself. give them fucking hell, lil. sweet dreams x
It's so wild how many grown adults can't grasp such a basic concept like "if you are nicer to strangers they will usually be nicer to you in return"
And how many will get mad at you if you say so.
every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that.”
bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniform
officer: you. you don’t really have to do that
officer: you literally have a concussion
good morning to this person’s dad only
i’m “house phone” years old
i'm "computer room" years old
i'm "saturday morning cartoons" years old
i'm "pager" years old
I'm [AOL dial-up crunchy-beeping-screaming modem noise] years old.
I'm "the player ate the casette"
I’m “instruction manual” and “memory cards” years old
does mystery files mean the return of the unsolved voice? or does it mean new voice???
Plot twist: Shane narrates it in his goofy voice
jonesyjonesyjonesy
